"We pirates do have an amusing and highly developed sense of irony." Well if you're going to be a scourge of the seven seas and go out pillaging and plundering and just being an overall bad egg, might as well have a sense of irony to go along with it! There is something about this line that is side-splitting funny, and I wish I could pinpoint exactly what it was...

Great voice with the storytelling! It is so much fun to Gibbs stories to tell. Fun drabble!