> She and Tom had discussed the matter and had determined they would never allow themselves to become dead bores in their affection for one another, not even when they were grown and married. <

I wonder how long that resolve will last?

> "My dear, was your voyage very horrid?"
"Some of it was very. Other bits bordered on extremely." <

Poor Jack- going to all that trouble to fetch a midwife who wasn't needed! (Not by Harry, anyway.) At least he's gained some tales to add to the family lore.

> "Mother once told me – well, Julietta, but I was there, too – that a young lady of breeding wouldn't think of sleeping with a gentleman before they were properly married. But I do think of it, when I'm with you. Is that very dreadful of me?" <

Ha ha! Such endearingly underinformed kids!

Thanks so much for this most entertaining yarn!