Two James Norrington Drabbles

Here are a couple of angsty!James drabbles, 150 words each, both post-CotBP (with a touch of post-AWE at the very end), for this week's and last week's drabble themes at Black Pearl Sails. Many thanks to hereswith for editing.

( Seeds )

[Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Of The Day!]]] - Banana Personality Test

Banana Personality Test


There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orangutang and a Monkey pass by.

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and guess within 30 seconds.

Got your answer? The analysis is under the cut.

( Cut! )

[Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Of The Day!]]] -- Balloon Dresses

( Balloon Dresses )

[Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Of The Day!]]] - Dollar Bill Origami

( Dollar Bill Origami )

[Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Of The Day!]]] - [The last one -- I promise!]

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

( (You're gonna love this..) )