Happy Birthday!

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On my own birthday, back in May, mamazano sent me this great Pirate Picspam Birthday Greeting. I always meant to post it here, and what more appropriate day to do it than her own birthday? Only the name's been changed...





What can I get mamazano for her birthday? I have to give her something special…




Mr. Gibbs! What do you think I should get mamazano for her birthday?




Something shiny, you say… let me consult my compass.




Well, that wasn’t much help. I think I need some more rum…




Yikes! What are you doing down here? And why is there a starfish growing out of your face?




You say we need to travel up river? To see HER?




Well, I hope I get a better answer from HER… Ack! Don’t count on it!




What you seek is a chest… and it is inside that chest you will find what you are seeking…
when you find this chest…you will find what you seek…




You’re not making any sense at all!




But hey, at least I know you…er, knew you…er, well you know…




You think SHE doesn’t make any sense….

Like you can do better, dear William? A mere boy?




I am…NOT…a boy!




Well, neither am I … I just like to dress this way….




Lizzy…luv…does the compass point to something shiny? And I don’t mean my teeth!




See the Captain is in need of a birthday present for Ms. mamazano, who has been a life long admirer of him and can see past his lack of hygene and recognize the inner pirate that dwells within us all….




Oh come on! You don’t really believe him do you? He just wants that bit of shiny for himself. Like a woman as fine as mamazano would look twice at that rum sot wobbly legged pirate!




I am sure she would rather have me, former Commodore…. and I clean up real good!




So do I!




I have you beat! And my monkey’s smarter that your parrot!




Like ANY of you can beat ME! LOOK AT ME!!! I am suave, debonair…and I smell good too!




Trifles!




What mamazano wants is what’s inside this chest!




What do you suppose is in there?




Sums? Jewels? The dichotomy of good and evil?



NO! Just Jack, Captain Jack Sparrow…cleaned up and ready to wish mamazano a happy happy birthday!




Happy Birthday, luv.









Oh well, there’s always the sequel….





Yeah, but I’ve got a bad feeling about that….




Sorry, former Commodore…the girl loves me! You and Will can fight over ol’ whats-her-name.






Wishing you Birthday treasure of the best kind!