Aaaargh. Crossover Drabbles!

Jeesh. They are doing another crossover drabble challenge at Black Pearl Sails, giving us up to 1,000 words. I have great difficulty with crossovers, there being very few characters in the various media that I know well enough to actually be able to write. However, I did watch a lot of Star Trek over the years...

( Captain's Log 1690... )