Bumper Stickers

[dwgm]

Daughter weemonkey6, who is 22 today, forwarded this to me. Felt a bit guilty about finding most of it so amusing.



17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See


Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.


Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


The proctologist called... they found your head.


Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.


Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.


I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.


WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.


Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.


Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"


Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.


Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.


If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.


Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See...

Welcome to America... now speak English

Comments

[jenthegypsy.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday to your Wee Monkey and *snork* *snerk* *LOL* to her forwarded message! Fear not, GM, you laugh not alone!

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

weemonkey6 thanks you for the birthday wishes!

Fear not, GM, you laugh not alone!

I figured that, although there's something to offend almost anyone, there's also something to amuse almost anyone. Glad to've given you a laugh.

Ooooh, Impverse icon!!!

[cymbeline.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA...I think #1 is my favorite!

Happy birthday to weemonkey6 (love the name its what I call my littlest one)

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

weemonkey6 says thanks, and "Awwwwww!" to your Wee Monkey.

#1 was my favorite, too. ;)

[hereswith.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday to your daughter! These were weirdly fun, I rather like this: Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. *snickers*

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

weemonkey6 says thank you for the birthday wishes.

I liked that one too, as well as "Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted." And "I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off" seems all too relevant.

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday weemonkey6! And thanks for the great laugh. I wonder what it says about me that my favourite is this:

The proctologist called... they found your head.

Hahahahahaha!

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

weemonkey6 sends thanks for the birthday wishes.

Glad to've given you a laugh with these. Not sure what my favorite is. I do have a special fondness for "If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you." So very relevant.