Pirates 2 Screencaps

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eloque has posted a fantastic set of screencaps from the new trailer.



Thanks to honorat, who posted this at Black Pearl Sails, here's a summary of the PotC2 Entertainment Tonight special. Ahead be SPOILERS. (You can download it here.)

[Forgive the lack of formatting -- no time right now.]


Male Announcer: A Pirates of the Caribbean Wedding? Only we can take you behind the scenes with Kiera, Orlando and Captain Jack. (Pictures of Will and Elizabeth's wedding and Jack with the eyes painted on his face, saying "Oh bugger!")

Female Announcer: Well, we're on the set to spill major secrets. First up. Is there a pirate wedding? Is that Kiera Knightly in a bridal veil? (Picture of Elizabeth in her wedding dress with a rather tattered veil sitting in the midst of mud and rain) Looks like it, but what did Johnny Depp do that ruined her big day? (Picture of Elizabeth in tattered wedding finery striding off across what looks like the wreckage of an outdoor reception followed by one of her holding hands with Will and surrounded by officers in blue and gold and marines) She was all set for a pirate's booty call with Orlando Bloom who doesn't seem too pleased to see his old friend Captain Jack Sparrow. (Picture cuts to a sunny outdoor scene where a bearded and down-on-his-luck looking James Norrington and a rather furious looking Will have an unarmed Jack Sparrow at swords point. Norrington pushes ahead of Will, saying with that soft loathing only he can manage: "Would you excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life?" Will's response is a quick "Be my guest!" Jack is backing up with his arms half raised, saying, "Let us examine that plan for a moment, shall we?" That pirate has perfect grammar when he wants to!) But before you can say Arrgggh, both Orlando and Kiera are off to save Johnny from a scary new baddie (Picture of Jack, holding a lantern and peering through some planks in the dark. Cut to a picture of sealife covered creatures rising out of a turquoise Caribbean sea onto the beach. Cut to a picture of Jack, his cannibal island eye paintings smudged and run all over his face talking to Will: "How much do you know about Davy Jones?" Cut to a picture Davy Jones striding out from among his rather coral reef looking men, saying, "You owe me your soul." ) . . . And this time around Kiera also gets down and dirty (Picture of Elizabeth in pirate costume on sandy beach walking along following the compass. Norrington appears to be in the background. Cut to what looks like a tavern scene where a man, perhaps Norrington, in a tattered uniform and wig and tri-corn is backed up against a pillar shouting "Come on then. Who wants some! One at a time, I'll have the lot of you!" The denizens of the place are backed away from him, but Elizabeth the pirate walks up behind the pillar and conks him on the head with a glass bottle. He collapses and she says, "Just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!" Possibly she is a little drunk. The others laugh and cheer.) And there's nothing a pirate likes more than a gal who knows how to hold her rum. (Picture of Jack peering at the compass in Elizabeth's hand. Cut to Elizabeth the pirate speaking to Jack, then Jack responding. Cut to wide shot of Elizabeth perched on a cannon on the Black Pearl. Jack is sauntering by holding a bottle of rum and gesturing while he tosses a comment over his shoulder. Cut to a picture of Jack, seen from below, with the sun silhouetting him. Cut to a picture of Elizabeth the pirate, and we hear Jack's voice whisper "Elizabeth!" Cut to a picture of Jack giving Elizabeth the once over and saying, "You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing!" Cut to a picture of Elizabeth carrying two swords and fleeing two of Davy Jones creepy crew. She reverses the blades so they are pointing under her arms behind her back and stops. Her opponents, rushing at her, impale themselves. Cut back to the previous scene with Jack. Cotton and Gibbs are in the background. Jack gestures towards the companionway of the Black Pearl, saying, "I happen to have no dress in my cabin!" Cut to Davy Jones yelling, "Jack Sparrow!" Cut to Cotton at the wheel of a ship and Gibbs with the Flying Dutchman in the background. Lots of yelling. Cut to a picture of the Flying Dutchman's cannons being run out. Cut to a picture of Jack on the cannibal island with the eyes painted on his face, saying, "Oh bugger." )

The End

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ME EITHER!

(thanks for posting this, G M!)