"Pirates Marooned"

[dwgm]

Was Googling for the Howard Pyle artwork that viva_gloria uses for her Marooned icon and came up with the pic below, by graphic artist Ashley Auld, who kindly gave me permission to post it here, along with the link to a whole bunch more she's done. Very nice work! I particularly liked the Sea Turtles one, but the Marooned one goes along with the story below. Seems gryphons_lair posted a challenge in which one is to explain what exactly Jack bartered to get passage off that island (and it can't be sex). She posted a clever solution today, and I made up one, too, which is also All Conversation, the current drabble challenge at Black Pearl Sails. This is no drabble, but it's not terribly long so I thought it would qualify.

It’s All Who You Know
 

“Who the devil’re you?”

“Captain Jack Sh-sh-Sparrow. At your service.”

“Bloody hell! ‘E’s been guzzlin’ our rum!”

“Shut up, Smoot, we’ve got eyes an’ ears, ain’t we? Not to mention noses! Captain, eh. Captain Sparrow? Where’s yer ship, Captain Sparrow? If ye don’t mind me askin’? Or even if ye do!”

“It’s…gone. Over there. Thataway. But I’ll be getting’ ‘er back, don’t worry about that. What I need from you gents is a passage off this godforsaken…”

“It ain’t.”

“Eh?”

“Godforsaken. It’s a right fine island. Perfect fer stashin’ rum. Or was. ‘Til you showed.”

“Apologies. It’s that an’ coconuts. Wha… wha... what would you?”

“Mmm. So why shouldn’t we finish what those other fellas started?”

“Eh?”

“There must o’ been a reason they left ye to rot here, Captain. And ye’ve been suckin’ down our profits fer a few days, from the looks o’ things.”

“We’ve killed men for less.”

“That’s right. We ‘ave.”

“That right?”

“Aye.”

“I see. I do, really. Completely understandable. D’ye know Phineas McCollough?”

“What?”

“Who the blazes is…”

“Wait. Mayor Phin? Of Tortuga?”

“Me best friend. Assure you.”

“Oh, aye?”

“Aye. Like a father he is to me. Or an uncle. Or first cousin at least. Could put in a word for you. Best market for rum in the Caribbean, mate. An’ I’ve sampled yours, y’know. Good s-stuff.”

“You’ve ol’ Phin’s ear, do you?”

“I do. And much of the rest of ‘im, as well, at times. My word on’t.”

“The rest of ‘im!”

“Strictly platonic, of course.”

“Ah. Platonic. What do ye think o’ that Smoot?”

“I think ‘e’s a bloody liar.”

“As do I.”

“Gentlemen! Please!”

“Please what?”

“My word! Take it! Without the grain of salt, I beg. Good as gold.”

“Gold. Like those teeth o’ yourn?”

“P-precisely.”

“All right, then. We’ll take ye to Tortuga, Captain Sparrow. But if that word o’ yourn proves less than gold, we’ll maybe take them teeth as are, savvy?”

“Oh, indisputably. Unarguably. I savvy, completely. But truly, it’s a moot point. As it were.”

“Humph.”

 

 

~.~

 

Comments

[gryphons-lair.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Oh, delightful!

Even half-drunk, Jack's quite persuasive.

Adding this to the challenge folder in Memories. :)

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

Oh, so very glad you liked it! It'll be fun to see what other writers come up with. This was my second idea, a little simpler than the first, but usually simpler is better. I have to remind myself of that all the time.

[gryphons-lair.livejournal.com]

I thought the line about the teeth was an especially clever touch. That's one possibility that never even occurred to me!

BTW, I tried to follow the picture link, but while the webpage came up, none of the artwork did. :(

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

Re: picture link -- I just tried it, and it worked for me, so I don't know how to correct the problem. :(

Re: the teeth -- yes, I figured that's the only gold Barbossa would have left him with.

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

I cleared my cache and now it doesn't work, so I think their server may be down or something. If it doesn't work later today, maybe I'll just post them all here myself. They're really good.

Must now go get ready to go to the cali_pirates outing to the El Capitan! I wish you, and all the piratey authors from around the country (and the World!) could be there.